I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid… you’re afraid of dropping your phone. You’re afraid of catching phone aids. I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I’m going to put down this keyboard , and then I’m going to sell you this phone condom. I’m going to show you a world with you not destroying your phone. A world full of selfies and nudes, without borders or responsibilities. A world where anything is possible as long as it isn’t catching phone aids. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.